I was trying to figure out how to use the one Steph gave me, and not look like an idiot in front of anyone. I'm tryin' to figure out how to be a more useful fighter as lame as it may be soundin'. DOn't exactly wanna go home useless.

Though practisin' with the thing alone cost me the telly and a very lovely bottle of burbon.

...Still cant use the thing at all.