Video+Spam

[hungryanhorny]

[A rare sight on all your screens tonight: Faith, actually drunk. Drink up the relaxed look on her face, bargegoers. With B and her clashing, this might be the last time for a while.]

 Yo! Listen up, dogs. New girl's gonna be co-running the bar from now on. So if Camalot from the other night wants to come on down some time, Romulan floats are on me.


General spam for anyone who wants to bump into her: 


[She hangs up the video, wandering down the hallway; trying not to think about the choice she just made. She can't help but wonder if Tommy might be proud.

Look at her - getting all responsible..]

Comments

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Co-running, huh? May I be the first to suck up?

[A smaller, nearly indentical head offers:]

I'll be the second.

[hungryanhorny]

Woah. [First thought? Demon. Second thought...] Sick.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Who is?

[Scrad glances at Charlie, who tells him:]

I feel fine.

[hungryanhorny]

It's an expression, dog.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad gets it.]

Ohhh. Earth slang.

[hungryanhorny]

As opposed to...? [Hell slang?]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Charlie helpfully suggests:]

Anywhere else in the Universe slang?

[hungryanhorny]

What, like, aliens or some shit?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Charlie smirks:]

Do we seriously look like we're from your planet?

[hungryanhorny]

[That gets a raised eyebrow. She's seen guys freakier than you just since she got on this boat.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad clarifies:]

Because we're not.

[hungryanhorny]

...Soo... guess you're a regular barfly, huh? Sucking up and all. [She wonders briefly if the alcohol affects them differently.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Charlie tells her:]

We are prepared to be very regular.

[hungryanhorny]

First beer's on me. [She knows it's free - seems to be a running gag with her, though. Maybe boredom.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Charlie wiggles his eyebrows.]

How do you feel about egg salad?

[hungryanhorny]

[That gets a laugh.] Maybe... try me.